At 11:56 a.m. on July 25, 2025, an iFIT sales rep emailed me a renewal offer. The standard rate was $468 a year, he wrote, but because I’d paid for the year before, he could grandfather me in at $296, or sell me three years for $699 and throw in a heart rate monitor. At 12:00 I wrote back, “I will not renew. Please do not follow up.” At 12:02 he followed up. He would take me off the email list and make sure my account was cancelled, he wrote. He also wanted me to know that the labor coverage on my bike was about to expire, and that he could extend it four more years for $199.99.
Two minutes. The winter before, it took iFIT thirteen days to answer my first question about a T-shirt, and another three weeks to stop answering it.
I bought a NordicTrack S22i Studio Cycle from iFIT on September 6, 2024. The bike was $1,499 and the first year of iFIT membership was $296, which came to $1,920.55 with tax. iFIT’s milestone program counts your workouts, and at 100 there’s a shirt. The company’s blog promised an email when a member hits a milestone, and told anyone who didn’t get one to write to support@ifit.com. Fewer than eleven weeks after the order, I had logged 100 workouts. No email came.
A T-Shirt Question Took Five Tickets and Five Weeks
On November 21, 2024, at 9:58 in the morning, I wrote to support@ifit.com to say I never received the email for the 100-workout shirt. Six hours later I sent a follow-up that said, in its entirety, “Anybody getting this?” Then I called the support line. Between the virtual assistant and the menus I lost twenty minutes without reaching a person, and I said so in a third email that ended with “Don’t expect a renewal.” Counting that one, I called five or six times over the following month. None of those calls reached a human.
Two automated replies arrived with case numbers, 23581546 and 23597918, and both thanked me for reaching out about my fitness equipment. The second one added that if my message was urgent, I could also give them a call.
The first answer from a person came on December 4, thirteen days after my first email. The agent wrote that iFIT wasn’t sending free shirts for 100 workouts and that I could buy one on the website. The agent also couldn’t find a machine registered to my account, and asked me to send the model number, the serial number, the retailer, the date of purchase and the delivery date. The retailer was iFIT.
Then the queue caught up with itself. On December 17 a second agent congratulated me on my 100-workout milestone and explained that the free shirt was no longer being offered. The next morning a third agent got to the email where I’d said I couldn’t reach a live person and not to expect a renewal. It had been twenty-six days. The reply said I had “already been helped by another representative.” Two days after that, a fourth agent answered “Anybody getting this?” twenty-nine days after I sent it, and asked me for more information about the email. A week later the second agent wrote again to say the shirt was no longer part of the rewards program, that iFIT now celebrates milestones with digital achievements, and to ask whether I’d like to register my equipment. The email signed off by telling me to keep up the amazing work on my fitness journey.
Five replies from four agents, the last one thirty-six days after I first asked. All five wanted to know if I’d like text message updates on my ticket. None of them included a phone number.
The shirt, for the record, is $25. In 2024 the iFIT blog announced that the company had listened to member feedback and would “re-introduce physical rewards” at 100, 500 and 1,000 workouts. The reintroduced reward is permission to buy one. The store page congratulates you on reaching 100 and tells you that you “now have access” to the shirt.
The Shirt Was the Test
The easy reading is that a grown man quit a $468-a-year subscription over a $25 T-shirt. It’s wrong. The shirt was a test, the cheapest one iFIT will ever get, of what the company is willing to spend on a customer once the sale is closed. The whole answer fit in one sentence. We don’t give those away anymore, and you can buy one in the store. Anyone answering iFIT’s phone in November could have said it in under a minute. The system iFIT built made sure nobody answered. When the answer finally came, it came in pieces, from four people over five weeks, stapled to requests for my cell number and, twice, for the serial number of a bike iFIT had sold me.
I can’t tell you whether the virtual assistant on that line runs on a large language model or on a speech-recognition tree from 2012. It doesn’t matter. It was software standing between a paying customer and a person, and it had no exit.
Sales Knew My Bike. Support Couldn’t Find It.
The pattern started four days after the purchase, when a Member Care team lead on the billing side emailed because iFIT still needed to collect $74.77 for a floor mat. When I answered, he answered back in six minutes. The agents who took thirteen days in December signed their emails Member Care, too. The difference was which way the money was moving.
On September 27, 2024, three weeks after I bought the bike, a sales rep emailed me from his own ifit.com address, with a direct phone number in his signature. He knew I had paid $296 for the first year. He offered to move me to a three-year plan for another $353, with a free $99 heart rate monitor. He had also noticed that I hadn’t bought a protection plan, and for $199.99 he could give me five years of labor and six years of parts coverage. The email had no unsubscribe link, so I replied and asked how to stop the sales emails. The next one came ten months later. It was the July renewal offer.
In the two-minute follow-up, the rep mentioned that it looked like I’d put a lot of miles on my bike. Seven months earlier, support couldn’t find the bike.
Six weeks after he promised to make sure my account was cancelled, iFIT’s billing system emailed me at 2:37 in the morning to say my payment hadn’t gone through. It would try again over the next few days. The night I bought the bike, iFIT had confirmed in writing that my membership would expire on September 6, 2025. The billing email arrived on September 6, 2025.
On August 19, 2026, a different rep wrote, from his own address and with his own mobile number, to tell me my membership was set to renew soon at the standard rate. Because I was a valued member, he could do a year for $329, or three years for $799 with the heart rate monitor. A line near the end, in italics, said to disregard the email if I had already cancelled.
Both sales reps signed with a direct phone number. None of the four support agents did. When iFIT wants my money, a named person who knows my bike and my price writes to me first and answers in two minutes. When I want something from iFIT, a queue that can’t find the bike answers in thirteen days.
The Press Releases Say Customer-First
Kevin Duffy has been iFIT’s CEO since 2022. On September 10, 2024, four days after I bought the bike, iFIT announced a new equipment lineup along with AI Coach, a beta feature that texts members, recommends workouts and schedules them onto their machines at no extra charge. Its release notes list milestone celebrations among the features. The AI congratulates you, and the store sells you the shirt. Duffy’s line in the announcement was that AI enables the company “to deliver truly personal experiences.”
In February 2025, iFIT named Jeremy McCarty Chief Subscription Officer, with responsibility for customer acquisition, retention and the membership experience. Duffy credited him with an “unwavering commitment to a customer-first philosophy.” Five months later, the membership experience was a warranty pitch that landed two minutes after I asked not to hear from them again.
The phone line is Duffy’s. So is the decision about who answers it.
The Bot Goes Where the Money Already Is
If iFIT’s virtual assistant is good enough for the people who have already paid, why isn’t it good enough to sell to the people who haven’t?
Because iFIT knows what a bot conversation is worth. Where a company puts its people tells you where it thinks the money is, and iFIT puts them in front of the sale and the renewal. The bot goes in front of the customer who has already paid, because for eleven months of the year a paying member is a cost to be deflected. In the twelfth he’s revenue again, and he gets a human being.
None of this is unique to iFIT. On The Logan Bartlett Show in August 2025, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said he had cut his support headcount from 9,000 to about 5,000 “because I need less heads.” In the same conversation he said agents were working through more than 100 million leads that Salesforce had never had the people to call back. Salesforce said afterward that it had redeployed hundreds of employees into other areas, sales among them. On the sales side the agents took work nobody was doing. On the support side they took the seats.
Klarna ran the experiment first and walked it back. In February 2024 the company said its AI assistant was handling the workload of 700 full-time agents. In May 2025, CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski told Bloomberg that cost had been “a too predominant evaluation factor,” that the result was lower quality, and that customers need to know a human will always be there if they want one.
Commonwealth Bank of Australia tried it in July 2025, when it announced it was cutting 45 customer service roles and credited a new AI voice bot with reducing call volumes by 2,000 a week. The Finance Sector Union said call volumes were actually rising and team leaders were being pulled onto the phones. In August the bank reversed the cuts and apologized for what it called an “error.”
Customers said it first. In a Gartner survey of 5,728 customers conducted in December 2023 and published in July 2024, 64 percent said they would prefer that companies not use AI for customer service, and 53 percent said they would consider switching to a competitor over it. Their top concern was that it would get harder to reach a person. Gartner’s 2026 survey of 3,566 customers found that 87 percent consider a path to a human agent essential when a company uses generative AI for service, and Gartner analyst Eric Keller said, “Service leaders should not use GenAI as a mandatory first step for every issue.” In February, Gartner predicted that by 2027 half of the companies that attributed customer service cuts to AI will rehire people to do similar work under different job titles.
The savings may not survive either. In January, Gartner predicted that by 2030 generative AI will cost more than $3 per resolved customer service issue, more than many offshore human agents, as data center costs rise and AI vendors stop subsidizing growth. Patrick Quinlan, the analyst behind the forecast, said full automation will be “prohibitively expensive for most organizations.”
The line every subscription business repeats is that keeping a customer costs less than finding a new one. The version everyone cites is a 2014 Harvard Business Review piece that put acquisition at five to 25 times the cost of retention, “depending on which study you believe.” The low end is five. iFIT has heard it. In the IPO registration it filed with the SEC in 2021, for an offering it never completed, iFIT told investors that the gross profit on its equipment offsets the cost of acquiring a customer, which it called “highly compelling unit economics.” The same filing shows iFIT counting extended warranties as subscription revenue, $22.2 million of it in fiscal 2021. The bike paid for finding me. The membership, and the warranty the salesman kept offering, were where iFIT expected to make its money.
It even put a price on keeping me, in writing. A year for $296 instead of $468, which is $172 off, or three years for $699 instead of $1,404 with a $99 monitor thrown in. It paid people with names and direct lines to deliver those offers. It just assigned retention to the sales department and scheduled it for renewal season, by which point the virtual assistant had spent eight months making the case against renewing.
A $172 discount doesn’t buy back November.
A Person Is One More Route
I build customer-facing agents on the Microsoft stack, including the Microsoft Agent Framework. Handing a conversation to a person there is not a research problem. It’s a documented primitive. A workflow reaches a RequestPort, pauses, emits a request, and waits for an outside answer, a human operator’s included, before it goes on. The code is the cheap part. The expensive part is the person on the other end of the port, and that’s the line item iFIT decided it could do without.
The rest of the plumbing is just as ordinary. I build RAG pipelines, and retrieval quality is capped by the corpus. iFIT’s corpus had my answer on its own blog, and two of the five replies eventually linked to that post. Every one of those replies also carried a thread token built from two Salesforce IDs, one starting with 00D and one with 500, which is how Email-to-Case stamps an org and a Case. My one question sat in iFIT’s CRM as five separate Cases. The data to answer it in one turn existed. It was pointed at sales.
Cara, the shopping assistant I built for ShopSnap storefronts, is an AI that sells. In sales, a bad agent gets caught the same week, because the revenue line moves and somebody asks why. A support bot fails quietly. It deflects the call, the call gets counted as contained, and the damage arrives a year later as a renewal that didn’t happen, filed under churn and blamed on price. When the Postal Service’s inspector general reviewed 1-800-ASK-USPS in 2021, it found that a caller who hung up in frustration counted as resolved. That’s why the bots go on the support line first. The failure is deferred to next year and billed to a different department.
A better model wouldn’t have fixed iFIT’s phone line. It would have told me faster that I couldn’t reach a person.
On November 22, 2024, I told iFIT not to expect a renewal, and I have spent the twenty-two months since watching the company decline to believe me. Next August someone from iFIT will email me about renewing anyway.
It’ll be a person.
About the Author
Gal Ratner builds customer-facing AI agents that run in production, including Cara, the shopping assistant for storefronts on ShopSnap, the zero-transaction-fee commerce platform he runs, and Marisol, a wedding planning agent built for a Las Vegas wedding chapel. His current stack is the Microsoft Agent Framework, MCP servers, SQL Server 2025 vector search, and PLogger, his open-source observability framework.
He has spent nearly thirty years building and shipping production software on the Microsoft and .NET stack, for clients including Microsoft, Sony, Rockstar Games, 2K Games, Best Buy, and Allegiant Air. He is Chief Architect - AI Platforms & Consumer Products at Prana Entertainment and the founder and CTO of Inverted Software and WhiteStar Labs, an enterprise software and AI consultancy based in Las Vegas. He was the sixth employee at Break.com during its run as one of the largest entertainment sites on the web, and a finalist for the Los Angeles Business Journal’s CTO of the Year. He writes about AI the way a practitioner sees it, bullish on what the tools can actually do and allergic to the marketing wrapped around them.
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